Well, it's Friday 9 PM and we should be having fun. So why am I sitting here at this crummy keyboard looking for excitement? I'm going to leave you with a humorous note, and then head out on the town with my wife for a while. Hope to be back in time to make it to bed. (That doesn't make sense, does it?) Anyway, another one of the items from the 2005 Darwin Awards:

4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus
driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be
transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to
admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and
offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the
passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients
were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception
wasn't discovered for 3 days.

(I think that the guy probably took his money and disappeared for a while - though, in a sense, you have to have a certain amount of respect for his problem-solving abilities).

Regards, and have a great weekend!

Joe