Hey, you two! With all the recent notes about this miserable SNOW we are experiencing, I just had to post the Darwin Award for one of our sister states, Illinois. After spending a whole day clearing out his driveway, Dave could probably relate to this one:

3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car
during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman
had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.

Geez, the workings of the human mind!

Joe